The Hash Slinging Slasher

Hello, I’m Allistair Cooke and welcome to Masterpiece Theatre.

Even though I am dead, today, we pay homage to and recognize the genius that is Spongebob Squarepants and the classic Halloween thriller, “The Hash Slinging Slasher.”

In our episode today, our absorbent, yellow hero cheerfully agrees to work all night for Mr. Krab, the owner of the diner, The Krusty Krab.

Working through the night with his colleague Squidward, without customers, the bored and sleepy Squidward decides to spin a yarn about a demented night-shift fry cook who had an unfortunate life and returns to this day, to haunt and terrify his victims. Let’s watch!

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